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Old High School Friend That Hasn’t Been Heard From in Three Years Comes Crawling Back Like the Pathetic Piece Of Shit He Is
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Old High School Friend That Hasn’t Been Heard From in Three Years Comes Crawling Back Like the Pathetic Piece Of Shit He Is

By Brian Walsh Well, well, well, if it isn’t Ollie Franken. That dirt-headed, scummy sack of shit. At approximately 8:35am EST this past Thursday morning, Ollie Franken sent a single text message from an iPhone 6 cellular device that read, “Yo, wassup duud” to his old high school buddy, Josh Berkowitz. After the cryptic message … Continue reading

Unidentified Sludge On Floor Of The Rat Freezes In Frigid Binghamton Weather
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Unidentified Sludge On Floor Of The Rat Freezes In Frigid Binghamton Weather

By Ron A. Muck Winter in Binghamton is as bad as it gets, but this year has certainly been a standout as State Street’s famous Rathskeller sludge has reportedly frozen solid. The sludge, a black muck you probably recognize from the shoes of way-too-turnt freshmen, was discovered completely solidified across the entire floor of the … Continue reading

The Best of 2017
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The Best of 2017

Come take a journey with us through some of the most memorable and heart-wrenching events of the year that will make you laugh and cry. Heartwarming! Two Drunk Students Tearfully Reunite on State Street After Being Separated on Line for the Downtown Express https://thebingbutt.wordpress.com/2017/01/30/heartwarming-two-drunk-students-tearfully-reunite-on-state-street-after-being-separated-on-line-for-the-downtown-express/ Geography Departments Ends “Upstate vs Downstate” Argument With 42° Latitude Compromise … Continue reading