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Binghamton University Launches Official Hunger Games for Last Study Room

By Gabriel Lesser Students across campus were greeted by a strange announcement this morning while preparing themselves for their upcoming finals. As students were outside enjoying the warm weather and shocking amount of sunlight, the confident voice of Harvey Stenger boomed from loudspeakers across campus, proclaiming the beginning of the Binghamton University Hunger Games. “Hello … Continue reading

Sticklers for Grammar Stage Coup D ’état: BUTT President Markotsis Ousted from Power/ Kidnapped by Japanese Yakuza
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Sticklers for Grammar Stage Coup D ’état: BUTT President Markotsis Ousted from Power/ Kidnapped by Japanese Yakuza

By Constantine Markotsis Osaka, Japan—Footage taken by fearless journalists reveals that the Editor in Chief (EIC) of The BUTT (Binghamton University Times Tribune) was kidnapped by a Japanese Yakuza goon squad. Authorities have confirmed that a certain “Erin McLaughlin” was among the conspirators in an incredibly well-orchestrated coup d’état. She has assumed the office of … Continue reading

Uh-Oh! Baxter is Punching People in the Dick Instead of Giving Them High-Fives!
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Uh-Oh! Baxter is Punching People in the Dick Instead of Giving Them High-Fives!

Esteemed Binghamton University mascot Baxter the Bearcat has reportedly punched several students in their dicks today, instead of greeting them with his usual high five. Initial reports on Baxter’s curious new greeting stem from multiple students seen leaving The Tillman Lobby, clutching their groins in pain. “At first when I saw him I was like: … Continue reading