Sticklers for Grammar Stage Coup D ’état: BUTT President Markotsis Ousted from Power/ Kidnapped by Japanese Yakuza
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Sticklers for Grammar Stage Coup D ’état: BUTT President Markotsis Ousted from Power/ Kidnapped by Japanese Yakuza

By Constantine Markotsis Osaka, Japan—Footage taken by fearless journalists reveals that the Editor in Chief (EIC) of The BUTT (Binghamton University Times Tribune) was kidnapped by a Japanese Yakuza goon squad. Authorities have confirmed that a certain “Erin McLaughlin” was among the conspirators in an incredibly well-orchestrated coup d’état. She has assumed the office of … Continue reading

Emperor Shi Huangdi Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Theft
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Emperor Shi Huangdi Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Theft

By Constantine Markotsis THE HAGUE- Emperor Shihuangdi has decided to press charges against US President Elect Donald Trump in an international patent suit over allegations that Trump’s proposed border wall blatantly plagiarizes his own Great Wall of China. Shi Huangdi’s legal team will be headed by Kristen Danielson of the prestigious Hooke, Lyne & Sinker … Continue reading