Emperor Shi Huangdi Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Theft
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Emperor Shi Huangdi Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Theft

By Constantine Markotsis THE HAGUE- Emperor Shihuangdi has decided to press charges against US President Elect Donald Trump in an international patent suit over allegations that Trump’s proposed border wall blatantly plagiarizes his own Great Wall of China. Shi Huangdi’s legal team will be headed by Kristen Danielson of the prestigious Hooke, Lyne & Sinker … Continue reading

Impoverished Town in Africa Receives Free Hillary Clinton “Presidential Election Champion” T-shirts
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Impoverished Town in Africa Receives Free Hillary Clinton “Presidential Election Champion” T-shirts

By Peter Clark-Deutsch Yesterday, a small town in Zambia received a large shipment of Hillary Clinton’s commemorative merchandise made in preparation for her win in the 2016 Election. The shirts and hats, which were manufactured by Reebok, were, for obvious reasons, not able to hit shelves, so the company decided to donate the merchandise to … Continue reading

SA Begins Search Process For New Shogun of Recently Acquired Nation of Fiji
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SA Begins Search Process For New Shogun of Recently Acquired Nation of Fiji

By Constantine Markotsis After recently conquering the island nation of the Fiji, Binghamton University, The Crown Jewel of the SUNY Empire, made a display of its power to other schools in search of prestige. Emperor Governor Andrew Cuomo II sent his praise to the valiant troops, and looks forward to the construction of his winter … Continue reading