FAKE NEWS ALERT! Dishonest Pipe Dream Claims It’s Restaurant Week But Then Why Hasn’t Anyone Asked Me On a Dinner Date?
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FAKE NEWS ALERT! Dishonest Pipe Dream Claims It’s Restaurant Week But Then Why Hasn’t Anyone Asked Me On a Dinner Date?

By Tom Casey The lying media is back at it again with ridiculous claims that it is Restaurant Week. I thought better of Pipe Dream but this baseless story gets them tossed in the bin with CNN! They weren’t even trying with this one too. If it were actually Restaurant Week, one of my numerous … Continue reading

Premier Public FTW! Successful BU Alum Now Only Cries in Business Casual
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Premier Public FTW! Successful BU Alum Now Only Cries in Business Casual

By Dan Kersten, Class of 2016 Alumn, Editor in Exile Binghamton University has a number of successful alumni, most notably Stephanie Courtney who portrays Flo the Progressive Insurance spokeswoman in those commercials you see while watching Wheel of Fortune. BU has also contributed other great minds to society such as Billy Baldwin (the fourth most … Continue reading

Awww! After Being Fired From The BUTT, These Heroic “Content Creators” Made a Meme Page Instead of Just Giving Up!
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Awww! After Being Fired From The BUTT, These Heroic “Content Creators” Made a Meme Page Instead of Just Giving Up!

Move over Rocky, we have a new underdog story in town! The world thought these online creators were finished when The BUTT dishonorably discharged them from the publication, but instead of wallowing in self pity, they mustered up all their comedic ability to produce Premier Public Memes, a Facebook Page that won’t really make you … Continue reading