Uh-Oh! Baxter is Punching People in the Dick Instead of Giving Them High-Fives!
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Uh-Oh! Baxter is Punching People in the Dick Instead of Giving Them High-Fives!

Esteemed Binghamton University mascot Baxter the Bearcat has reportedly punched several students in their dicks today, instead of greeting them with his usual high five. Initial reports on Baxter’s curious new greeting stem from multiple students seen leaving The Tillman Lobby, clutching their groins in pain. “At first when I saw him I was like: … Continue reading

Amid Cheese Club Craze, “Kale Club” Struggles to Get SA Chartered
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Amid Cheese Club Craze, “Kale Club” Struggles to Get SA Chartered

By Danika McMurray Tuesday night a total of five students occupied UU103 for Kale Club’s general body meeting titled: “Kale with Agave Nectar” in a desperate attempt to get the new club SA chartered, and compete with the ever-expanding Cheese Club. Kale Club President Skylar Markin told The BUTT: “I just don’t see why people … Continue reading