Trump Revives Coal Industry By Getting On Super Ultra Naughty List: Receives All of the Coal In West Virginia For Christmas
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Trump Revives Coal Industry By Getting On Super Ultra Naughty List: Receives All of the Coal In West Virginia For Christmas

By Constantine Markotsis Washington D.C. — In a desperate bid to reverse the fortunes of an outdated industry the forty fifth and final president of the United States attempted to get on Santa’s naughty list, but to be so outlandishly bad as to merit enough coal to make a tangible economic impact. The attempt has … Continue reading

Mysterious Paul Manafort and George Papadopoulos Ghosts Haunt White House: Trump Not Sure Why Hillary Clinton Not Being Haunted
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Mysterious Paul Manafort and George Papadopoulos Ghosts Haunt White House: Trump Not Sure Why Hillary Clinton Not Being Haunted

Washington D.C. — President Trump leaped out of bed this morning, with his blanket and teddy bear named Little Mussolini in hand screaming. Trump ran straight for the kitchen, where he was lucky enough to be consoled by Mike Pence. Trump had been visited by ghosts claiming to have been wronged by the President. The … Continue reading