Claudia Tenney Cites Alt Right Conspiracy Theories About The Parkland Shooting To Seem Like A More Credible Politician
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Claudia Tenney Cites Alt Right Conspiracy Theories About The Parkland Shooting To Seem Like A More Credible Politician

By Constantine Markotsis Washington D.C.- In the wake of the tragic shooting at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, congresswoman Claudia Tenney of New York’s twenty second congressional district realized the truth: it was all linked to Hillary Clinton, liberal peace activists, and vegans. Tenney had a hunch that the people who want to … Continue reading

Trump Revives Coal Industry By Getting On Super Ultra Naughty List: Receives All of the Coal In West Virginia For Christmas
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Trump Revives Coal Industry By Getting On Super Ultra Naughty List: Receives All of the Coal In West Virginia For Christmas

By Constantine Markotsis Washington D.C. — In a desperate bid to reverse the fortunes of an outdated industry the forty fifth and final president of the United States attempted to get on Santa’s naughty list, but to be so outlandishly bad as to merit enough coal to make a tangible economic impact. The attempt has … Continue reading