Sticklers for Grammar Stage Coup D ’état: BUTT President Markotsis Ousted from Power/ Kidnapped by Japanese Yakuza
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Sticklers for Grammar Stage Coup D ’état: BUTT President Markotsis Ousted from Power/ Kidnapped by Japanese Yakuza

By Constantine Markotsis Osaka, Japan—Footage taken by fearless journalists reveals that the Editor in Chief (EIC) of The BUTT (Binghamton University Times Tribune) was kidnapped by a Japanese Yakuza goon squad. Authorities have confirmed that a certain “Erin McLaughlin” was among the conspirators in an incredibly well-orchestrated coup d’état. She has assumed the office of … Continue reading

Uh-Oh! Baxter is Punching People in the Dick Instead of Giving Them High-Fives!
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Uh-Oh! Baxter is Punching People in the Dick Instead of Giving Them High-Fives!

Esteemed Binghamton University mascot Baxter the Bearcat has reportedly punched several students in their dicks today, instead of greeting them with his usual high five. Initial reports on Baxter’s curious new greeting stem from multiple students seen leaving The Tillman Lobby, clutching their groins in pain. “At first when I saw him I was like: … Continue reading

Frat sponsors “Drinko De Mayo” Party in Hopes of Generating a Thoughtful Dialogue on Pluralism & Recognizing Latino Culture
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Frat sponsors “Drinko De Mayo” Party in Hopes of Generating a Thoughtful Dialogue on Pluralism & Recognizing Latino Culture

By Alejandro Galeno This year the boys of Kappa Phi Lambda are planning on taking a different route to celebrate the notoriously low-key Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo. Rather than throw a rager in homage to sombreros, takis, and tex-mex food of the lowest quality, ΚΦΛ hopes to engage the campus community into a … Continue reading