Harvey Stenger Aroused by Wife Telling Him How Big His University Is
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Harvey Stenger Aroused by Wife Telling Him How Big His University Is

By Kevin Brown Last night, President of Binghamton University, Harvey Stenger achieved a shuddering orgasm after his wife complimented him on the size of his university during intercourse. President Stenger has long been proud of the growth rate that Binghamton University has seen under his leadership; however, this is the first time this pride has … Continue reading

Stenger Uses Secret Weather Machine To Boot Out Students Before Parade Day
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Stenger Uses Secret Weather Machine To Boot Out Students Before Parade Day

By Constantine Markotsis   A Snowbank in The Middle of Nowhere, PA- Today’s classes were cancelled by an administration eager to get rid of us in order to spare downtown sidewalks of vomit on parade day. Harvey Stenger in particular has had enough: every year he tries to do a jig in the parade and … Continue reading