Polite Student Sadly Watches As Sodexo Employee Botches Sandwich
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Polite Student Sadly Watches As Sodexo Employee Botches Sandwich

By Peter Clark-Deutsch CIW Dining Hall – In an effort to not seem overbearing sophomore, Jacob Stone, didn’t make any objection while his long-awaited turkey sandwich was being slowly destroyed by an inexperienced Sodexo worker. Stone first noticed that his lunch was going to be below average when the worker cut the ciabatta in a … Continue reading

In Order To Revitalize Their Public Image, Rat Gets New Mascot: Guy Receiving a Sad Blow Job
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In Order To Revitalize Their Public Image, Rat Gets New Mascot: Guy Receiving a Sad Blow Job

By Erin McLaughlin In an effort to improve likeability to their bar on State Street, owners of The Rathskeller have decided to create a mascot for the bar that really represents their establishment and appeals to all lost, drunk students on weekend nights. After deliberating over what their mascot should be, with ideas ranging from … Continue reading