SA to Resort to Other Colonial Era Form of Punishment
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SA to Resort to Other Colonial Era Form of Punishment

By Peter Clark-Deutsch and Dan Kersten The SA Planning, Research and Elections (PRE) Committee is still reeling from scandal after a now former member joked that two prospective Academic Affairs VPs who violated campaigning protocols should be “tar and feathered.” The PRE Committee has since apologized for the incident and promises to find a more … Continue reading

Shocking Revelations: Donald Trump’s Big Secret
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Shocking Revelations: Donald Trump’s Big Secret

By Alvito Distefano The United States, historically renowned for its national unity, is being torn apart by the surprise victory of Donald Trump in the Presidential election. Against all the odds, this political outsider soundly defeated Hillary Clinton…or so it would seem. However, after conducting some very thick investigative journalism, our award-winning team has uncovered … Continue reading

Poultry Enthusiasts to Protest Obama’s Turkey Pardon
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Poultry Enthusiasts to Protest Obama’s Turkey Pardon

By Joseph Fatone The Broome County Carnivores Association (BCCA) released a statement ahead of President Obama’s final turkey pardon condemning the act as one that is “Insulting, a waste of time, and contrary to the values of normal Americans.” Every year, the President pardons a turkey to celebrate Thanksgiving. BCCA president Frank Yates took a … Continue reading