Campus Voices: Hinman Gets a Starbucks

There have been a number of changes across campus for the upcoming 2016-17 academic year. Most notably, there is now a Starbucks in the lower level of the Hinman Dining Hall. We asked students: “What do you think?”       “So cool! How did they get a Starbucks to run on steam power?” Monica … Continue reading →

Optimistic Incoming Freshman Has No Idea What About to Hit Him

By Dan Kersten Stating that he is “really excited” for his first year of college, sources close to incoming freshman Jonathan Fresco have told The BUTT that the young man has “Absolutely no idea what is about to hit him when he gets to [Binghamton University].” Fresco’s mother, Donna, relayed to The BUTT “Jon is … Continue reading →

BREAKING: Defiant Human Development Major Scaling Library Tower to Remind People that Human Development Major Still a Thing.

Update: Baxter, acting quickly, broke a window in the economics department and pulled the brazen Human Development major through. Continue reading →