BREAKING: Binghamton Votes 52-48 to Leave the SUNY System; Baxter to Resign ‪#‎BUexit‬
Campus

BREAKING: Binghamton Votes 52-48 to Leave the SUNY System; Baxter to Resign ‪#‎BUexit‬

Baxter the Bearcat is expected to resign in the coming hours after his attempts to keep Binghamton University inside of the SUNY System failed. The international college degree market was sent spiraling. A Bachelors of Art degree is currently trading down at 12% while Bachelors of Science degrees are only trading 4% down. Experts believe … Continue reading

BREAKING: God Halts Ark-Driving Privileges After Norway Crash
World

BREAKING: God Halts Ark-Driving Privileges After Norway Crash

By Dan Kersten According to the Norwegian Coast Guard, the 230-foot replica of Noah’s Ark–built by Danish carpenter Johan Huibers–crashed into a moored Coast Guard patrol ship yesterday while being towed in Oslo Harbor. Luckily no one was injured but the replica sustained heavy damage and, as a result, God has taken away humanity’s ark-driving … Continue reading