Conrad Taylor Tries to Quickly Clean Up City of Binghamton Before Parents Arrive
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Conrad Taylor Tries to Quickly Clean Up City of Binghamton Before Parents Arrive

By Constantine Markotsis Local councilman and BU student Conrad Taylor was recently seen angrily banging on the doors of Binghamton City Hall. Passersby recall hearing him shouting “Archie, ya gotta let me in! My mom and dad are coming to pick me up on the 28th!” Eventually the panting and breathless Taylor stumbled into city … Continue reading

Professor Uses All of Class Time on Final Day, Touted “Biggest Asshole of the Century”
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Professor Uses All of Class Time on Final Day, Touted “Biggest Asshole of the Century”

  By Dan Kersten In a press release by the Guinness Book of World Records, it was announced that history professor Marissa Davidson, when she decided to use almost all of her allotted hour towards the class’ final session, became the “biggest asshole of the century.” Davidson, who hoped to discuss with her class the implications … Continue reading