Suspicious Scantron Bubble Pattern Stokes Test Anxiety
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Suspicious Scantron Bubble Pattern Stokes Test Anxiety

By Tom Casey Microeconomics student Sally Rider slipped deeper into crippling test anxiety as she bubbled in her eleventh consecutive ‘B’ in a Scantron for the multiple choice portion of her ECON 160 midterm.   “I was fine with the first 4 ‘Bs’ ‘cause those were true/false questions,” Sally nervously told reporters during a mid-test … Continue reading

Lil Dicky cancels Binghamton tour date, claims BU is “too Jewish”
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Lil Dicky cancels Binghamton tour date, claims BU is “too Jewish”

  It was revealed today that prominent Jewish rapper/comedian Lil Dicky has cancelled his Binghamton tour date citing that BU is “too Jewish.” “Look,” said Lil Dicky, “I’m as Jewish as they come. Look at my fucking hair. But these kids are out of control. Stealing from the beer coolers at Tom and Marty’s? Transferring … Continue reading