Campus Preschool Boy Still Not Over His Girlfriend, 6 Days Later
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Campus Preschool Boy Still Not Over His Girlfriend, 6 Days Later

William “Weeny Billy”, “Little Willy” Proctor, a student at the Binghamton University Campus Preschool, reported early this afternoon that he still wanted to have a sandbox wedding with ex-flame Grace “Poophead” Wagstaffe (nicknames provided by Weeny Billy). “I told her ‘hey POOPHEAD will you marry me’ when we were at the big tree for the … Continue reading