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Trump Secures End of KPOP Music At Singapore Summit: World Peace Achieved
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Trump Secures End of KPOP Music At Singapore Summit: World Peace Achieved

By Constantine Markotsis SINGAPORE — Emerging from the Istana House in Singapore, Chairman Kim and President Donald Trump announced that world peace has arrived at last: KPOP music has been officially abolished. In an unprecedented historical moment the two shook hands, affirming an end to the murderous cacophony of the genre. In exchange, the U.S. … Continue reading

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Man Swears to Christ He’ll Turn This Car Around

By Kevin Brown Thirty minutes into the Thompson family’s annual road trip to Rockport, Maine, family patriarch Carl Thompson reportedly swore to Christ he’d turn the car around if everyone didn’t stop complaining. Mr. Thompson reportedly lost his cool after his second youngest, Glen, claimed he needed to use the bathroom “really badly,” despite the fact … Continue reading